North

Q 9 5 4

Q 8 6

A 6 3

A 10 2

East

J 10 8

J 9 7 3

8 4

J 8 7 6

West

7 6 3 2

A 4 2

K J 2

9 5 3

South

A K

K 10 5

Q 10 9 7 5

K Q 4

West North East South
- 1NT 1 pass 4NT 2
pass 5H 3 pass 5S 4
pass pass 5 pass  
  1. Easy enough, Acol weak NT
  2. Well there is at least game on here.  We play Gerber, I think, but really it’s just a point count decision.  I seem to remember that 4NT is a slam try, pass or convert to 6NT if maximum.
  3. We’ve not discussed Gerber, so this must be Blackwood.  Standard response for two aces.
  4. Oh dear he thinks it’s Blackwood.  We have settled on NT, but will he take 5NT as a sign off or asking for Kings?  I remember now, 5 spades is an artificial bid asking to be converted to 5NT.
  5. What is 5 spades, not in my book. Must be a sign off in his best suit.

This hand exposed an immature partnership but did not penalise it. We ended up in 5 spades with only six between us.  A club was led.  Play the diamonds carefully and draw trumps with crossed fingers, and it makes for a top.  There’s no justice.